There are two roles when fucking: the top and the bottom and their ain’t no way that you can do one with out the other. In other words, there has to be a hole in order to fuck. And there has to be something to stick in the hole in order to get fucked.

Now in Gay sex, the bottom’s hole can be a throat, or a butt hole. Many refer to the latter as a “man pussy.” Personally, I hate that term because it reminds me of cunt and I don’t like fucking that nasty beaver thing.

So to fill those hungry holes, you need a cock - a power tool, a dick, a rod, a penis, prick, loaded gun, or whatever you want to call man’s love muscle.

When a top isn’t around, a bottom can rely on any one of many stand-ins although I’ve been told there’s no real substitute for a good, warm cock.

A bottom could use a dildo or anything they prefer in place of a dildo, like fingers or a vegetable like a cucumber or zucchini or, any number of other toys. But you’d have to talk to a good bottom to know what might be substituted.

Maybe I can coax Cameron Cruise into doing a quick report on dildos and cock substitutes... sometime since he’s the expert bottom.

Tony